Never a dull moment.
P.S. While I’m busy writing my next novel, how about reading some of my published books? You can borrow most of my books via Kindle Unlimited. This online library subscription is USD$9.99/month. In the USA, you can borrow up to 20 ebooks a month via KU, so the monthly costs boils down to about 50 cents per ebook. Considering that some of my books are long, that’s a great deal, IMHO.